Silly Monkey Stories Funny Kids

When my son Aidan was close to turning two-years old we started saying "money in the bank" in a singsong voice when I would go to the bank to make a deposit. He thought it was really funny and you could ask him where we put the money and he would always reply "money in the bank". My sister came to visit and I decided to show off his intelligence about saving money, so I asked Aidan, "where do we put the money?" He looked at me and grinned really big and replied, "Wal-mart!"

About a week ago we were getting ready to go to bed. On the way to the bedroom while I was carrying Keaton I stepped on a toy train. I asked Aidan to please pick it up and move it out of the walk-way. He picks it up and and tosses it -- still in the walkway. Again I asked him to move it telling him I didn't want to get up in the middle of the night and not see and step on it. I told him that I could really get hurt if I didn't see it. So what does he tell me? "Mama! Wear your glasses!"

There are so many funny times with kids. I'd love to hear some stories about the funny things your kids have done and post them here! To submit a story, send them to customerservice@2sillymonkeysboutique.com with the subject line "Silly Kids". Tell me your story, your child's name & age and your name (unless you want to remain anonymous) and I will post them here!

My daughter Isabella is 3 years old and attends preschool twice a week. Well on Monday, they had a dentist come to her school to show the kids the proper way of brushing their teeth etc. So when I went to pick up Isabella, she was all upset and I said "What is wrong?" She said she had to hurry up home so she can get rid of the Germans in her mouth! LOL I didn't understand what she meant at that moment, then I realized she meant GERMS. Her teacher turned to me and said, "Not only doesn't she like germs in her mouth, she won't use the bathroom either because their is bacteria there!"

I guess I have to stop letting her watch Clorox commercials. :)

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One day my middle son, Darin, who was 3 years old (he is now grown and
is 36) was having a conversation with his older sister, younger brother
and several of the neighborhood children.

The older ones were discussing the IQ tests they had just taken in
school that day, and were all talking about how smart they were. Not to
be left out, Darin spoke up and said "I have a perfect IQ - it is 20/20
in both eyes". After all these years I still remember this.

Darin is also the one who never could be punished for anything. He had
a bad habit of playing too long and waiting to come inside to go to the
bathroom and consequently would wet his pants. I came up with the idea
that if he was going to wet his pants like a baby, I would put a diaper
on him. Well, it didn't work - he ran outside in the diaper to happily
tell all the other kids "look, I am wearing a diaper". He is one, even
to this day, if given lemons - will make lemonade from them.

Have a blessed day,
Nancy
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